Friday, April 10, 2020

Life: Friday Ramblings


easter egg holder; easter egg bowl; pier one easter bowl; bowl to hold your easter eggs; easter fri-yay meme

I was jumping up and down in the street because...
...my baby girl rode her bicycle without training wheels for the first time this week!
The look on her face when she realized that daddy wasn't holding onto her anymore was priceless.
Instead of reaching for the camera and missing the moment, we decided to cheer.
Prince Charming and I were jumping up and down screaming "HOORAY!" as loud we could.
Daddy joined in screaming "You're doing it! You're really doing it." while running alongside her.
She remained smiling even as she toppled over from our loud distraction.  How I've missed her smile..
It really was a lovely moment despite all the horribleness surrounding us.

I'm still mad from a late night argument about...
...the dramatic blanket fling my hubby does every single stinking time that he gets out of the bed!
Why can't he just get out of the bed?  Why does he have to throw a queen size comforter on top of me?!
Every time he throws it on me I jump up from a dead sleep thinking I'm getting assaulted.
I know I'm not alone here.  What silly something happened to you this week that set you over the edge?

I cried twice this week because...
...of the movies Onward and Steel Magnolias.  Both were great movies, but left me balling.
Note - A quarantine is not the best time to watch sad movies because you're extra sensitive.

I'm suspect of...
...the amount of laundry I've been folding lately.  It's an impossible amount.
There's no way all of these clothes were used.  I think they have me washing clean clothes.

I got caught red handed...
...putting together the kid's Easter baskets.  Luckily it was just one thing but I panicked.
When my daughter asked "What's that?" I panicked and made up the most ridiculous story ever.
I told her I was chatting with the Easter bunny on FaceTime because I'm down with the bunny.
He wanted to tell me that he's not in quarantine and that he knows how sad my baby girl has been.
To cheer her up, he wiggled his nose, and this unicorn dress magically appeared on my lap!
Mushy's eyes widened, got super excited, and insisted on wearing the dress right away.
Flash forward to 30 seconds later when I realized I could have just said it was a birthday gift from us.

I'm still giggling at...
...my 20 month old telling daddy to "lay down" when he was getting reprimanded.

I was absolutely mortified when...
...I called Amazon to request a refund on a lost package and the agent accessed my shopping list.
The kids must have told Alexa to add things to my shopping list because I certainly didn't do it.
She laughed as she read (2) pees, (2) poops, and (10) farts.  Just, why?!
I'll never again send an agent to my shopping list to access an item number.  The lesson has been learned!

I'm bummed because...
...I'll be officially on furlough as of Monday for (2) weeks.
Here's to more dedicated time to the kiddies and to the hope that we don't go bankrupt.

What are your Friday Ramblings?

10 comments:

  1. Happy Easter Weekend, hope it will be as peaceful for you as possible.
    Cute bunny dish, by the way!

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    1. Same to you. This Easter I wish for you health, sanity, & peace of mind. :)

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  2. Oh man, I'm so sorry about the furlough. My husband's office just furloughed all the admin staff. I'm praying we are close to being on the downside of the curve.

    One of my favorite Easter memories is when my oldest began questioning the whole Easter bunny business. We had always said that the Easter bunny came into our house through the front door, unlike Santa with the chimney. As she said it best, "A paw can't open a doorknob." Lol, she had us there!

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    1. Hopefully your husband remains untouched. Let's hope this whole thing ends soon. I'm crossing my fingers that May allows for some lifted restrictions. What a cute memory!! The Easter bunny has a magic egg that opens the door... lol lol

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  3. Learning to bike sure is a win. Soon she'll be off and you'll be throwing a fit wondering where she went haha

    Well farts are important, get that gas out. More time with the kiddos is grand. More farts lol

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    1. She better not or that bike will disappear. She can practice on our deck or in the driveway. lol Can you believe she put that on my "shopping list"? The cat is rubbing off on her with this poop obsession..

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    2. Get her some beans and she'll be a fart above the rest. She sure takes after her mother lol

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  4. I imagine many have things on their list that are embarrassing, accidental or not.

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  5. How wonderful on the bike riding milestone!

    LOL at the shopping list. I'm sure my daughter has added a few stupid things on there that I have yet to find.

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