Wednesday, September 21, 2016

List: Ten innocent words that make people snicker.

The other day I decided to join a few co-workers in the lunch room for our hour break.
I took my salad out of the fridge and grabbed a seat in the middle of the small crowd.
As I was eating I decided to show off my home grown tomatoes laying on top of my salad.
All at once the three men in the room started laughing as us ladies just stared in confusion.
"Home grown ARE better than store bought!"  "Thanks for showing us your tomatoes!"
Apparently, referencing any round fruit will immediately makes men think of breasts?  Smh!!!!

i just rolled my eyes so hard

Ten innocent words that make people snicker.


1.  Tomatoes
 Just to reiterate how this whole topic started!

2.  Duty
I witnessed a full grown man giggle during a corporate event at the mention of new duties.

3.  Pianist
This is one of the words he'll make you repeat and then he'll laugh!

4.  Spanks
Whether is a brand of undergarments or the verb, it's hard not to LOL with this one.

5.  Knob
Just turn the knob harder...  WHY is that so funny?!

6.  Meat
Can you pass me the meat?  Of course he said it out loud just so we know what he's snickering about!

7.  Climax Repeaters
This one is specific to my line of work, but I even have to giggle when I hear people order them!

8.  Street Road
It's in Pennsylvania and it makes my uncle crack up every time we pass it!

9.  Nipples
We order nipples for the fire sprinkler heads by the dozen and I crack up every time!!

10.  BJs
I think my friend picked BJs over Costco just so he can repeatedly say he's going there!

What innocent words make you laugh?

6 comments:

  1. Duty is rather strange to laugh at. It's a very common word I think

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  2. Some of them I just raise an eyebrow at, but then it depends on how they are said and in what context, most any word can be snickered at if used right.

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  3. That's hilarious!
    You write the most exciting posts...never a dull moment here. :)

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  4. So the post posted, there you go lol your blog is still messing up though, doesn't show and freezes after I leave a comment.

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  5. I was once in the play "Twelve Angry Men." In it, there's an exchange between two men about doing their duty -- meaning jury duty -- and the two actors always laughed during rehearsal... until the day I finally interrupted the rehearsal by saying, "Guys? Can we get over the 'duty' line? We're not in third grade!"

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