We all have pet peeves and little things that annoy us to no
end.
It’s totally ok because
if you remember this post you already know that
I’m full of them!
While they aren’t funny at that moment, afterwards they can
make for a great laugh.
That being said, I’d like to point my finger at the male
species and call them out.
Men, sometimes you say things that aren’t meant to infuriate
us, but activate a bomb.
And, by activate a
bomb I mean that you cause us to explode into a fury of unnecessary anger.
In an attempt to save women a sore throat and men a
throbbing ear, here’s a danger list.
Please, for the love
of God, take this list seriously and avoid using these phrases at all costs!
Ten things you should
NEVER say to a woman.
1. It must be THAT time of the month?
This is another way for a man to shift the blame from himself
to your menstrual cycle.
How would he like it
if we handed him a tampon every time HE got pissy? Hmph!
2. You’re just like you’re mother.
This line is supposed to scare us women into changing our
words and actions.
Madre is an
independent and smart woman that I’d be proud to take after!
3. You’re crazy.
Men believe if they manipulate us into thinking we’re crazy,
we’ll forget our sanity.
I am certainly NOT
crazy. The only thing making me crazy is
you. So leave. Now.
4. Whatever.
Somewhere along the line the male species learned how to use
our own word against us.
Did you just whatever
me??? Well, whatever yourself and, NO, I
don’t take that back.
5. That’s a woman’s job.
This is a man’s sexist excuse to ignore certain
responsibilities and be lazy.
Oh really? You just irked me right into a two month long
“woman’s job” strike.
6. That’s just how I am.
This is a lame excuse for a man to keep his obnoxious habits
and mannerisms.
I like to live in a
pink house filled with daisies and glitter.
You don’t like it? Well, that’s
just how I am!!!
7. Your voice is annoying.
This is the rude way for a man to tell you to be quiet and
give him time to cool off.
Seriously? Then I just won’t talk ever again. I’m sorry, I can’t answer THAT question with
THIS voice.
8. What do you want me to do about it?
This is another way for a man to say “I’m really not going
to do ANYTHING about that”.
Please note that most
of the time the only thing we want you to do about it is listen to us vent.
9. I’m the man here.
Some men feel the need to state the obvious existence of
their male bits to overpower women.
I am well aware of
your gender. What exactly is your
point with that news worthy headline?
10. Relax.
Unless the woman is really overreacting, this is one of the
male species’ stall tactics.
Relax? RELAX?
I’ll give you a real reason to tell me to relax!!!
What
lines did you learn to avoid saying to women?
Oh yes I love "Relax". One line all men should really stop saying is "You look great for your age". How about trying "You look great" and keeping it at that buddy!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLol!! That's horrible. If I didn't have OCD, I'd totally make that number 11 on my list.
Deletelol but what if they really are crazy?
ReplyDeleteI said "Oh cry me a river" once and got an ear full. Being a smart arse can back fire sometimes hahaha
You SAID that...tisk tisk tisk!!!!! That's a huge no no, no matter how much we are complaining.
DeleteBut it was in a smart arse way. Learned my lesson that day
Delete#1 & #3 are the most annoying to me. They're so rude and such write-offs of conversation!!! I honestly can't believe the first one is said as frequently has it is by EVERYONE.
ReplyDeleteRight??? That one KILLS me. Granted I may have less patience during that time, I am not out with a sword looking for a fight. Hmph
Deletelol, exactly. Though I was watching "Sister Wives" and the man, Kody, was saying how it's rough how they are all synced-up and I was thinking... ok, maybe with 4 wives you have a point there... but you signed up for that, lol.
Delete“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” ― George Carlin
ReplyDeleteYou're a bad mother and Did you get weight, would be the lethal ones....
ReplyDeleteI've used numbers 4 & 6 before. Lesson learned :P
ReplyDeleteAMEN to all of these!
ReplyDelete-Ashley
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Yes to all of these - and then relax is the one that gets me every time! xo, Biana - BlovedBoston
ReplyDeleteWhatever.
ReplyDeleteNo, just kidding. I can't remember saying any of these,... at least not lately.
Agree with all...one that sets my hair on fire is....
ReplyDelete"You look just fine..." ......Fine ??? FINE ??? Might as well say, "Go change, you look terrible."
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