The Dangers of Sleep Walking

Since it's Friday, I wanted to do a fun post!

As opposed to the seriousness of yesterday's scruff discussion...

How many of you sleep walk?

As ashamed as I am to admit this, when I am stressed, I sleep walk.
...and you all know how often I stress...

I could go months without anything, and then BOOM, there I am walking in my sleep.

Sometimes it's harmless and silly, but other times it's very dangerous!

Sleepwalking is all fun and games when you explore your bedroom and then hop back in bed.

Sleepwalking can also be scary when you make you way over to things like the knife drawer.

Let me tell you guys two stories....

I Dreamt I was a Salad

About three years ago I fell asleep in my bedroom while TheViking was passed out on the couch.

Around 2am The Viking was awoken by me stumbling into the kitchen.

He saw me grab two bottles of God knows what and then march right back into my room.

That following morning I woke up to a familiar odor.

I opened my eyes and saw red splots like when the horsehead was found in The Godfather.

For the record, TheViking found me like this in the moring and decided to just let me sleep!!

Turns out I grabbed balsamic vinagrette and carpet cleaner in my kitchen escapade.

The vinegar was to poor all over myself and my bed.

The carpet cleaner was to use as a cuddle buddy.

Sigh...

I dreamt My Eyes Were Dirty

About a year ago, I stumbled out of my bed like any other morning.

After brushing my teeth and washing my face, I proceeded to put my contacts in my eyeballs.

The second that little sucker hit my eyeball I felt an unbelievably strong stinging pain.

I'm talking like someone was holding a blow torch to my eye ball!!

From the pain, my eye started spazzing and I couldn't get the little bastard out.

It was awful.

After running my eyeball under water and using my nails to claw the contact out, my eye was free.

I couldn't see anything.  In fact, I couldn't even open my eye.

I picked up my contact lens case to see what the hell was going on, when I smelled the problem.

There was alcohol in the little cups where my contacts slept all night.

I must have woke up, ventured to the bathroom, and filled my contact case with rubbing alcohol.

For the love of God, why?!  What the hell could I have been dreaming about that led to this!!?!

I just thank the Lord that it wasn't my go to cleaner; bleach!

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There you have it!

The best and the worst of Jax sleep walking.

What are your sleep walking stories?

Please share!  I could use a laugh this weekend. :)