Beware of The Hair

Today I want to bring up something that’s super important to almost everyone.

Today I want to talk about hair.

Don’t give me that look men!  I know you guys have to look in the mirror too!

Hair is the one defining factor that can determine how someone’s day goes.

A bad hair day is the equivalent to a giant coming along and smashing your house!

Unless someone was in the house at the time…then the giant situation is clearly worse.

I wake up every morning before work at an ungodly hour.

I do this to make sure that I can transform my natural mess into an ironed order.

 This is not an easy task.

Imagine you spent 6 hours putting together a card house.  Then a gust of wind comes along and knocks the entire thing down.  Wouldn’t you consider that a severe waste of your time?  Wouldn’t you get even the slightest bit upset?

That is the equivalent of a bad hair day.

Let me show you what I mean!

One of these is really my natural hair.  Can you guess which hot mess it is??

Humidity turns my hair into this and makes me want to cry.

Hair like this makes me very late for work.

 

Dry hair days like this make me want to stand in a garden to scare away crows.

When my hair turns out like this I get shunned by outsiders for fear that I’m Medusa.

When I let my hair air dry product free, I feel a sudden urge to stand under a disco ball and boogie on down in a pair of bell bottoms.

Moral of the story is, my hair drives my perfectionist self off the damn wall.

Give me a bad hair day and everything is thrown off in my wannabe perfect world.

I just want to cuddle under my snuggie in the privacy of my home and close all the blinds.

On average, ladies experience this trauma 3 days a week.

For the love of God, I may need to be committed…

How do you deal with bad hair days?