Vandalized and Sad

Did anyone watch Revenge last night?

If not, you're missing out because this show is juicy!!!

After this post go to hulu.com and catch up for free!  You'll thank me.
I let loose my box of predictions, and I guessed every single thing right.  I so deserve props for that.  Either that, or maybe I should stop watching so much TV...

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Do you guys see that pathetically sad turtle right there?

Come on, the poor guy lost his ice cream!

Well, that turtle is me today.  Except I may be a slightly bit worse.

I cried.  I sniffled.  I yelled.

Nothing made me feel better.

Why is Jax sad today?

You guys caring is what keeps me going!

Some poor, pathetic LOSER stole

HALF OF AN EYELASH off of TheLoveBug!!!

Do people have no more hearts?  Did society lose their souls!?

I went out to dinner with my daddy.  When I walked out, all I saw was my poor baby twitching in the parking lot.

I panicked and yelled at the first man I saw.

"What happened?!"

The poor guy looked at me ready to fight and said "What?"

"My CAR!!!  She's missing lashes!!!"

With this, the random guy turned around to see the yellow VW New Beetle with eyelashes.

He flinched and said "I've never seen that before".

"Well neither did I!!  I'm used to having TWO full sets on there!"

Hearing the commotion my dad, TheViking, came over and gave that poor, random guy the look of death.

Ever get the stink eye from a Viking?  Consider yourself lucky!

The guy froze and belted out "I've only been here five minutes!!  I've seen nothing!!!"

Do you see the missing lashes on the left?

My baby's twitching!

What I want to know is, what the hell is the thief doing with them?!

Our local radio station, z100, has a feature where you can wish diarrhea upon someone for doing no good deeds.  I called z100 this morning.

Through tears, I told the dispatcher that I wanted to wish diarrhea upon the pathetic robber that stole my car-lashes. 

She told me to call back tomorrow when they have no guest speakers.

I will call back tomorrow.

And I will be on the hunt for the co-worker that runs right to the bathroom!!

TheLoveBug was left feeling tainted, abused, and bare.

I want justice.

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