May I have a few words, please!

Before I begin my regular post, my friend needs your help!  My friend requested that I post a picture of his plant to see if anyone can identify the species.  ...and to tell him how to keep it alive!!  Apparently he spent a whopping 40 bucks on this weed plant and is upset that it's dyeing.

He sent me this lovely picture message with his request yesterday!  Notice how the stem is sadly drooping...

Now I can begin with my Friday posting.  Yesterday two lovely people tagged me in a fun post where I get to answer all sorts of questions that they listed!  Is it weird that their questions are making me feel important right now?  Ahem!  Be nice...  Without further adieu, here are my answers!!

The questions were asked by Miranda from Miranda's Blog.

1.  If you could travel back in time what period would you most like to see?

Nothing too prehistoric.  I have enough problems without having to worry about dinosaurs...  I'm going to say the 50s.  Why?  Because I really like the move Grease...

2.  What is your favorite tree?

I don't know many trees.  It would be between a Willow tree and a Japanese Maple tree?  Growing up I felt the need to point out every Cedar tree that I ever passed by.  I thought it was so cool how their trunks looked like an army uniform!

3.  Do you prefer a sandy beach or a cabin in the mountains?

I love to relax on the beach and soak in all the sun rays.  There's just one problem.  I hate sand.  So, I guess if it's for a vacation then I'm going with the beach.  If it's to live, then the cabin in the woods sounds nice!

4.  Which celebrity do you most resemble and why?

When I had my spinal surgery one of the transporters kept asking me the same question.  "Are you that girl from that movie?"  Since I was clearly high on morphine, I responded with a droned out "yeaa".  My dad still laughs because I even scribbled gibberish on a piece of paper for the guy.  I have no idea who the transporter thought I was or what movie he was referring to.  You think TheViking would've stopped laughing and ask the guy who's autograph he thinks he got!!  Sigh...  To answer the question, I have no idea.  You tell me!

5.  Fill in the blank, I would never ________.

skydive.  ever...

6.  Coffee or tea?

In the morning, coffee!  In the afternoon, tea!  Everyday at 3 I make a strange concoction of black tea, green tea, and some honey.  Delicious and very healthy!

7.  A date with Brad Pitt or jumping out a plane?

Sigh...is neither an option?  I can't stand Brad Pitt, but I just said I would never jump out of a plane.  I guess I would go on the date just so I could stay on the damn ground!!

8.  If you could donate $1,000,000 to any charity what would it be?

I would donate it to the Save the Animals campaign.  I tear up every time I see one of those sad, abused, and neglected pets.

9.  What is a place that you've never been, but would like to visit?

Italy!! No, Paris!!  No, Brazil!!!  Don't ask me to pick one, I want to see the entire world!

10.  What is your favorite sweet?

Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie!!!!

11.  Who do you admire most (dead or alive)?

My grandmother.  She single handedly keeps my family together.  That's not an easy task!!  She's got 3 generations she has to keep after, a couple very ill children, and grandchildren that she raised like her own.  I pray for 1/3 of the strength Nanny has. 

These questions were asked by Zap McBlowfist from Pop & Gun Reviews.

1.  It's Xmas time, who would you most like to have round for Christmas Dinner?

My family!!  If I had to pick one person it would be either my brother or my Godson.  

2.  What is your favourite day?

Saturdays!  You can stay up all night because you still have Sunday to look forward to.

3.  If you could steal and idea and have it as your own and get away with it, would you?

No.  I have a very guilty conscience!!  

4.  When cornered with 15 Gypsys how would you escape?  Fight your way through or charm them with a dance?

I don't fight, so I guess I'm charm dancing!  Does anyone know the steps to an actual charm dance?  Now I'm nervous that this may actually happen...

5.  Do you love guns or pop music more?

I'm not a huge fan of guns, but I do love some pop music.  Britney Spears has been my girl crush for life!!

6.  When was the last time you nearly or actually got caught having a play with yourself?

...I play isketch with myself all the time...I never get caught because I live alone.  Thank God, because I'm an awful artist!!

7.  Describe your most passionate encounter with a delicious scone or cake.

Ok, don't give me a weird look, but what is a scone?!  Give me a slice of fresh cascada cake, and I get real passionate.  I down that thing slowly, and carefully licking each and every little bit of canoli cream off of the fork.  Yum!!!!

8.  Do you have spare money for me?

No, sorry!!!  I have a lot of shopping that needs to get done...

9.  Would you stop a fight in street?

It depends on how serious of a fight it is and how badly someone is getting hurt.  The only times I got punched were from breaking up friend's fights...  I'm that person that would feel guilty not being hurt while watching someone else get beat on.  If it's two people equally responsible for the brawl, then no.  I'll let them fight their own battles.

10.  If you could change the color of your wee as it came out would you?

Absolutely not!!  I need to know that I'm healthy, not that I could tinkle the rainbow.  Sigh...

11.  I love you, do you love me?

Psh...I love all my readers, including all of you!!!!  

Have a great weekend everyone!!!!!

-Jax