The Cat's Outta The Bag

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Many of us bloggers are exceptional at multitasking.

We all have to dedicate ourselves to our jobs, families, friends, school, and our blogs.

Many of us even visit other bloggers while at work!  Shhh, it's a secret...

The only thing that keeps me sane while analyzing billions of numbers, is visiting all the other blogs.  I love commenting on your pages and making friends with people halfway around the world.

I especially love this when it entertains me at work.

One of my favorite stops throughout the blogosphere is to a rhyming cat at It's Rhyme Time!

I'm sure many of you know him, but if not, head over there now.  You're missing out!

There's just one problem!

This sneaky, trouble making, little kitty cat is determined to get me in trouble.

During one of our spats trying to compute points to win nothing, the cat made his plan very clear!  He continuously rhymes about the glee he gets at my expense.

Sadistic much?!?!?

Here's a list of reasons why you shouldn't talk to a rhyming cat at work!!

1.  CooCoo.  The random, loud, obnoxious bursts of laughter at nothing will leave your coworkers thinking you're insane.  AReliableSource always teases me that I'm laughing at the voices in my head.  For the record, that isn't true.  It's the damn cat!!

2.  Commercial.  The cat will say something completely out of the blue that will leave you on a 40 minute google spree!  How about the time that cat got me caught watching videos on YouTube of the Wendy's man, Dave Thomas!  Why, cat, why?!  You try and explain that to the Japanese.  I dare you!

3.  Knees.  He'll give you the itchiest knees you've ever had in your life!  That silly cat tried to wish FLEAS upon my knees.

4.  Meetings.  That cat will give you a case of the rhymes!!  It's one thing if I go into a rhyming fit in the privacy of my own home, but how dare he infect me at work!!!!  A few weeks back that cat had me rhyming in a very important meeting.  I said "Bruce Lee's twin is making my head spin"!

5.  Spit.  Since I now know the danger of visiting the cat at work, I squeeze my lips shut real tight before heading to his page.  I fight the giggles like it's for an Olympic medal.  Then that cat has to say something so silly that the laughter just bursts out leaving SPIT all over my computer screen.  For the love of God, my OCD!!

6.  Monkeys.  He will single handedly turn an office filled with about 30 people into a complete uproar.  That is not an exaggeration!  He made my entire office come up with different plots on how to smuggle in an illegal monkey.  Hypothetically of course.  PETA, don't you dare send me nasty messages!  AReliableSource was talking about tranquilizing a tarsier and putting it in an anchovy jar.  Giggles was talking about tranquilizing a tarsier and putting it in a suitcase filled with other stuffed animals.  Peaches was talking about starting a conservation so I can obtain one legally.  That cat turned my office upside down for a full day and a half over an adorable Filipino monkey!!!

Don't take away too many points!!  It was all in good fun!!

I want you all to try and explain to your manager that you're not nuts.  You're not laughing at yourself and you don't have the hots for the Wendy's man.  You don't have fleas and have zero real intention of adopting an endangered monkey.  You're simply conversing with a Rhyming Cat.  Hey, that's totally normal, right?

What keeps you sane at work???