The Scope Scoop

Last night I went to a Pampered Chef party with one of my favorite Aunts.  You know...those parties where a group of ladies get together and buy fancy cooking gadgets.  We had a great time sipping chocolate martinis, eating sizzling hot foccacia bread, and watching demonstrations on how to properly grate cheese.  Two new pots and a cupcake tray later, we left discussing something very interesting...

We got into talking about horoscopes and natal charts.  I am a Leo.  If you read the description of a Leo, it describes my personality to the tee. 

I fully believe in horoscopes.  If you match up your friends to their signs you will suddenly understand all these things about them that you never knew before.  Lightbulb!!  So that's why my girl has periodic mental breakdowns.  Her zodiac sign is just overly emotional... Horoscopes do not just end at your typical zodiac signs.  There are many planets and moons that make up who we are as well.  Even if you don't believe in it, check it out for fun. 

Click me to learn your full Natal chart.

What is your zodiac sign?  Does it fit you?

Look at me all curious...

Well, now that we are all too familiar with the zodiac making of ourselves, let's get into the juicy part!  While I'm not proud of this, I'll admit it out loud.  I heard that admitting something is the first step in fixing it...  I'm predjudice when it comes to horoscopes.  Ok, stop!  I'm not some psycho that only associates with other Leos or anything like that.  But, I definatley do judge people based on their signs.  Well, it's a little worse than that...I date people based on their horoscope.  Stop with the judging!!!  My ears do ring you know! lol

Virgos:  I will not and do not ever want to date a virgo.  Despite my natal chart throwing warnings at my face left and right, I went against it's advice and did this twice.  Virgos and I just don't go well together.  They tend to have very little imagination.  They tend to have zero desire for adventure.  They are very practical and extremely judgemental.  If you know anything about Leos, know this.  We need to be "petted" constantly.  Judging us is just going to make us roarrr!!  While Virgos are great people that have necessary qualities to succeed in life, they will never make it as my other half.

Saggitarius:  I stay far away from these types of men!!  Far, far away...  Mr.BikeRide is a Saggitarius.  That's part of the reason why I will not rekindle our romance.  Typically, this zodiac sign likes to play the field.  They are smooth, sexy, and just over all addicting.  Bottom line:  Stay away before they reel you in and don't let you go!! 

Leo:  I try and stay away from Leos too.  While I've never dated one before, every lion knows, that there's only one leader of the pride...  Jus sayin...

While I know that I am stereotyping people for something that they can not help, I can't help but be hesitant everytime one approaches me.  Meanwhile, I'm going to keep fishing for my perfect gemini, aries, or libra...

-Jax

P.S.  Revenge tonight, people!!!  :)