The Revenge of a Rumpologist Fridger!

Happy Thursday!!  Ok...so, who watched Revenge last night???  Talk about an amazing show!!  I already wrote down all my predictions and e-mailed them to my closest friends and family.  Psh, like you never did that!  What was that?  You haven't seen Revenge yet?!  Right after you're done reading this post, head on over to Hulu.com and catch up!!  It's such a good show so don't give me no excuses.  You'll thank me later for being so pushy about it.  ;)

Fridging:  Do you all remember what planking is?  I posted about it here in My Best Friend, Plank.  Well, planking is so two months ago!!!  If you've been keeping up on the trends then you know all about owling, plowling, and batmanning.  No worries, I'll explain...  Owling is to perch on something like an owl.  Plowling is to owl on someone while they are planking.  Batmanning is to hang upside down by just your toes.  I think they make special shoes specifically for this.  Sigh...  Don't believe me?  Well, here's some pictures!

Don't you feel so much more intelligent now that you saw those pictures?  Well, I'm about to blow all of your minds!!  According to Glamour magazine, (and for the love of God, we ALWAYS listen to Glamour!!), planking, owling, plowling, and batmanning are all things of the past!!  We as a society have moved on to more sophisticated and intelligent endeavors.  The new "it" thing to do is fridging.  To fridge is to sit in a refrigerator.  You're confused?  Well, here's some pictures!

All hail the original Fridger!!  Aren't you all jealous of her skill?!

Ok, well now here is my BIG question:  Do I get bonus points if I can fridge a mini fridge???

Oh wait, Snooki beat me to it!!  

Rumpology:  Just in case I didn't lower your IQs enough, I figured that I'd introduce you to something new I learned today.  It all started with AReliableSource and I having another one of our crazy discussions.  Remember the guy that taught me about Freegans?  Yea, him!  Well, we got the entire office talking about palm reading and whatnot.  All we wanted to know was which hand determines our destiny.  Is it the left hand or the right hand that brings messages of doom?  So what did LMF do?  I googled it, of course!  That's where I stumbled across the website of a famous Rumpologist.  Have you ever heard of Rumpology?  Let me introduce you...

Rumpology is very similar to palm reading, only it uses a different body part.  Yes, ladies and gentlemen.  Out there in the world there are people predicting the future based on the dimples and indents of the buttocks.  Who knew that your rump knew all??  You're too shy to moon a psychic?  No worries, I found a website for you where the rumpologist will take photographs.  Here's the link. 

Jacqueline Stallone's Rumpology Reports!

Are you still not convinced this is real??  Well, being the person that I am, I did some serious research on Ms. Stallone's credibility.  It turns out that she made a few very famous predictions!  This rumpologist was able to predict the results of the presidential election based on the rump of her Doberman Pinschers.  Now I know you're convinced!!!

Would you ever consider getting your rump read?

If you do, I want to hear all about it! hahaha

-LMF