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Well, now that we're all friends...Peaches has a problem. She thought that she reeled in an exciting shark (The man-friend sneakily labeled himself as TheShark a couple of months back.) but it looks like she acutally caught a robot. Being the fun, energetic woman that she is you can only imagine how impatient she is becoming with her robot friend. How does she know that she's dating a robot instead of a fish? Well, here's her evidence:
1. All Business. No matter who he is talking to or what the situation is, Mr. Robot remains a professional. In the midst of a heated conversation, he replied to Peaches with this exact text message: "Ty. Point duly noted. Will make effort to improve." Robots only have one setting: Professional.
2. Just Sayin. "I got invited to jury duty" said Mr. Robot. Who gets invited to jury duty? Robots do!
3. Texter. Mr. Robot prefers to text than to call or to have webcam dates. Robots prefer to converse in writing.
4. Bald. Ok, this one's a little weird, even for LMF... He can't grow hair because it hurts him. The phenomenon of hair pushing it's way through a follicle causes this man severe pain. I don't have an explanation for this one, so I'm going with: Robot!
5. Cockroaches. Mr. Robot's apartment has a minor cockroach infestation. Instead of calling an exterminator or beating the bugs with a shoe, he stepped on one BAREFOOT (Ok, so he had a sock on...but that's barefoot enough for me!). Robots don't feel cockroaches with their metal feet.
6. Dry Cleaners. He gets all of his linens dry cleaned. I'm not just talking jeans and t-shirts. I'm talking sheets, socks, and everything!! Robots don't do laundry.
7. Work Phone. According to Mr. Robot, work phones are used for emergency calls only. If he only knew how long Peaches and I are on the phone at work. His poor robot brain would pop! Who doesn't use their work for personal calls? Specially programmed robots!
8. Statistics. Ask him a question and Mr. Robot will answer with an accurate statistic. Robots have computer brains filled with useless knowledge.
Are you all convinced that Peaches caught a robot in a shark suit yet? The best advice that I was able to muster up was to give the guy a chance to open up. Maybe if she keeps acting like her crazy self he'll eventually follow suit. But even I'm getting annoyed now! And we all know it takes a lot to get Ms. Fun annoyed... Come on guys and help my girl out!!
How do you reprogram a robot into a shark??
-LMF
P.S. Does anyone know how to get rid of a spray tan? I look like a tie-dyed oompa loompa.
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ReplyDeleteIs English the robot's native language? who says "invited"? that cracked me up.
I am just glad you are finding creative entertainment now that the NFL season is winding down. I am just more available to annoy the family.
ReplyDelete*wipes drool off of face* :O Uhh...I''m speechless. Well, sort of. The only thing that came to mind was, holy hell they're hott!
ReplyDeleteIt hurts him to grow hair? ....WHAT!?!
Maybe he was raised in a regimented way!?! I say give the robot a chance.
I don't use work for personnal calls, unless they are long distance then yeah I use them but shhh..lol
ReplyDeleteReprogramming a robot can be tough to do, especailly with weird hair hurting, never have heard that one ever. Maybe she needs to upload a virus or something..haha
That had me laughing sooo hard LOL!
ReplyDelete"He can't grow hair because it hurts him."
I LOVE the evidence; so awesome :0)
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i've stumbled upon some robots before... they suck!
ReplyDeleteThrow water on him, see if he starts buzzing and sparking and shorting.
ReplyDeleteUgg, so grossed out that he can deal with cockroaches. I would not want to visit. I also think it's CRAZY that he get's everything dry cleaned. Maybe, it's time to re-evaluate?
ReplyDeleteNow we need some pics of girls tomorrow! haha :)
ReplyDeleteum, stepping on a cockroach with just a sock on gives me the chills. i don't know if that's robotic, but that's just unclean. must find a way to shift out of professional mode. it's important for him. it's sad some people, especially men, don't know how. i have someone very close to me who doesn't know how to express himself well at all, and he leans on corporate sayings, like win-win and move forward all the time. it's sometimes a struggle for me to hang in there without blowing a gasket. gaaaaaaaaaah! (like that:)
ReplyDeletenice pics (lol) Miss Fun my daughter not eat meat and you can see in my blog, almost nothing of it, but she love seafood and fish like you:))
ReplyDeleteHaha. That's pretty funny. Seems like he's a little cold and disjointed.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't re-program! I would RUN...far away from him! LOL :D
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ReplyDeleteSounds like he needs to chill out. Maybe she should tickle him or have a pillow fight! I don't know! Just something to get him to let his hair down and relax. He's too uptight. All work and no play makes a dull Robot :-)
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Thank you. I thought I had issues till you hipped me to the robot infiltration. Does he drink motor oil? That's usually how you can spot on in the crowd.
ReplyDeleteThank you. I thought I had issues till you hipped me to the robot infiltration. Does he drink motor oil? That's usually how you can spot on in the crowd.
ReplyDeleteThat cockroach thing is just GROSS. I don't even think robots would do that... sick
ReplyDeleteSpray tans come off with duct tape is what I hear. Sounds like the road ahead will be painful.
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