Here fishy, fishy...

Now you all know how much I love me some Ian Somerhalder...

...and you all know how Chris Zylka is a delicious dessert...

...but there's a new course to this spicy meal.

Introducing, the voo doo boy toy, Grey Damon.

Happy Friday Ladies ;)

The CW is scorching hot on Thursday nights.  Just sayin...

My girlfriend is currently being pursued by a real cutie.  From what we know about him, he's the full package and everything that she's been looking for.  Yea, I'm sure there will eventually be a catch...but for now...we like him!  He is dangling the bait right in front of her face, but she's not nibbling.  For the love of God, bite the bait!!!

1.  Rock Solid.  I'm all for playing hard to get, but you have to let them eventually catch you.  While you're pretending to be Dori (just keep swimming...), your fisherman may get distracted by a sexy star fish halfway through the chase.

2.  Stuck on.  Ok, so you stopped playing hard to get, but now your clinging onto him tighter than Adam Lambert's pants.  No one wants a barnacle glued to their ass.  You all know that if you get a barnacle stuck to you, you're going STRAIGHT to the doctor.  Can that happen anyways???

3.  Initiative.  You can't expect the man to do all the asking or make all the moves.  You need to go out of your way to show that you're interested as well.  Those fisherman like angel fish in the sea and cat fish  in the aquarium.  Brown-Chicken, Brown-Cow...oh wait, we're doing fish talk...

4.  Moody.  When my girl gets nervous, she puts up her guard and starts with the attitude!  One minute she's a fun dolphin and the next she's attacking like a shark on steroids.  Take the bait and be yourself.  Find a happy medium.  Be a Shar-lphin!!! hahaha

5.  Genuine.  If you choose to eventually take the bait, be genuinely happy about it.  Don't agree to go on the date and then be nothing but a crab the entire time.  If you really don't want to go, make like a snail and sllloowwwwlllyyy back away.

The best advice that I was able to give my girl was to pick up the phone and give him a buzz like an eel call.  She needs to bite that bait and go on a hot date with him this weekend.  I know that she's into him, she's just nervous when it comes to men.  and you all know how I feel about letting opportunities pass us by...  Well, here's to her hopefully getting reeled in.  She deserves to be a catch of the day!

Happy Weekend Everyone!!!

-Jax