Thursday, August 16, 2012

Dating: Millionaire Match

Have you ever gone to a place where rich folk flock?
…I do. Manhattan and The Hamptons are two of my favorite places to visit…
You dress all fancy and practice rich people etiquette.
You learn to hide your expressions and be a little snobby.
Ok, so I fail at the second part and end up giggling!!
Every time I participate in one of these outings, I wonder what it would be like to not pretend.
What would it be like to actually sit there with a millionaire date sipping on a mimosa?
If you know the answer to that question, please share below! I’m dying to know the rich people juice!!
That’s when I decided that I would try and find a rich person to take me out.
The problem was that I had no clue where all the high ballers were out hiding!!
...ok, so I knew they were in Manhattan and The Hamptons. But that just wouldn’t work for me…
That’s when I discovered millionairematch.com.
It’s an online dating website where only the richest of the rich hang out.
The website makes all sorts of claims to be the dating home of many celebrities and millionaires.
Charlie Sheen was even rumored to be on there. Talk about a convincing fact!
After checking out the website, Peaches and I whipped out our credit cards.
We paid therich person fee $50 and signed up to be listed amongst the rich and famous.
Goodbye a week’s worth of gas or a new pair of shoes!!!
After a whole month of rocking millionairematch.com, I found not one person that was worth an e-mail back.
Everyone on there was more than three times my age or from a faraway land.
Everyone that messaged me was overweight, middle aged men looking for a little girl to spoil!
This website is what I call a rich person date fail!!!!
That’s when I realized that maybe I should stay out of the millionaire dating pool.
Did you ever try to date for money?

46 comments:

  1. Hell yes, I've dated for money, but my wife stopped me when the pimps started sending me Christmas cards.

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    1. LOL Well, I have to side with your wife on this one. ;)

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  2. Girl, you need to go on the Millionare Matchmaker show. That lady cracks me up and some of those guys ain't too bad lookin'.

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    1. LMAO I don't want no millionaire. Do you see the people on that show? They either think they are hot shit because they are rolling in dough, or they are so rich that they are socially awkward.

      But...it would be fun to be on TV... lmao

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  3. I don't date for money but I should. I deserve to get paid. I am a CATCH, baby. LOL. I think it takes a certain kind of person to date someone with money just like it takes a certain kind of person to believe that another may someday have money because they are worth more than their bank account. Though, there is something to be said about the good life. I would have so much gout if allowed to run free and without responsibility.

    Oh and I think you are Charlie Sheen will make a nice couple. He's a good, stable, family-minded boy. No way he could ever let you down. Go for it girl. I got a good feeling about this one.

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    1. Kal, you always make me laugh!! I love when you comment. hahahaha You should get paid if you're that great of a catch!! What's your price? I'll see what I can do. lol

      Me and Charlie Sheen? Helllssss yesss!!!!

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  4. Rich people are snobs, why would you want one of those? Oh wait, because they are rich! Duh!

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    1. I don't want one...I just want one to pay for me. lol I kid, I kid!

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  5. The day I knew Dave and I were not meant to be was the day he said he wished he was a millionaire. I am fine with a little more than my basic needs being met.

    I know some rich people and I love visiting and hanging out with them. But I'm totally fine being lower middle working class. I get along with the people far better. They have stories I can relate to. They struggle and come out all the better for it. They laugh at things other people would cry over.

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    1. I'm not going to lie and say that large sums of money isn't attractive..but it's only attractive when it's MY money. I would never want to fall into the trap of becoming dependent on another individual due to a financial status. I'll stick to the hard working men. They are usually sexier anyways ;)

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  6. Okay now don't get me wrong but I think if you go out with someone for money it's not called dating, it's called, you know, something else entirely. Oh you mean just date someone because they have money, not because they're going to give you money to go out with them. hahaha. (that was my imitation of the Cat)

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    1. LMAO Well, done a great job!!!

      Ehhh, screw the money! As long as the guy ain't a dead beat and is independent, we're golden :)

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  7. No never dear Jax and really rich.people is not.my type :(
    And yes have some friends that maybe are rich but I dont see them never!
    I love simple people lol

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    1. Me either, Gloria. But it's fun to play pretend sometimes :)

      I like simple people where money doesn't complicate things also. I also prefer to be independent and not have to rely on a man. I've heard stories of too many abusive or unhappy relationships stem from that.

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    2. Yes I understand dear sometimes is fun play to be other lol
      and of course I thi.k the money is importan because we need to live.
      And yes with some men money is a problem:(

      Have a nice weekend!

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  8. I doubt any high rollers do online dating, unless they want a 2nd gf in secret

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  9. how is it possible that me is not on that website??? Scandal! International interdimensional and intergalactic scandal!

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    1. Ohh, Dez!! It's millionairematch.com. You sign up immediately and find a super sexy, rich person. Well, I mean, I didn't find any...but you never know for you :)

      Scandal you say? I agree, I agree!

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    2. they'll start throwing their yachts and palaces at me as soon as me appears there :) Me will be all precious covered in diamonds :)

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  10. You and I must have been comically connected today. My post today is about the follies of online dating. Leading a snobby proper rich person life would be positively stiffling. No thanks. Give me a man who's good with his caloused hands any day!

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    1. Camically connected? Oh, I like that!! lol I can't wait to hear about your online dating experiences. This shout be great!!!

      Ohh, my man currently has caloused hands from working with them and ohh is it sexy!!!!! hahahaha I'll take a blue collar worker over a white collar anyday too :)

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  11. What a bizarre site! It just sounds like an avenue for dirty old men to find hot, young chicks. And who's to say that they really even are millionaires? I have no issues with money, either way. Poor or rich, I don't care, as long as the guy is a good person and we click.

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    1. Right? That's all that was on there was disgusting old men!! I mean, there is no money in the world that could get me to touch that...like, ever!!! lol

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  12. Rich people over here tend to be from the upper classes and were educated at Eton and Oxford. I stick out like a sore thumb if I try and mingle with these people, we are from different worlds.

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    1. That's why you play pretend for one night :)

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    1. lol That sounds like a personal problem... ;)

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  14. LOL well I'd only date them if I could somehow get them to give me money and then I'd take the money and run, unles they were nice and attractive of course, then that'd just be a perk.

    Anne didn't do a bad job either haha the cat wouldn't have controlled his tongue though haha

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    1. LOL, Pat!!! Give us money? Ok, I'm in. hahahahaha

      Anne did do a pretty good job if I say so myself. I actually had to double check that it was actually her and not you hacking into her account!!

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  15. I would never date for money. It would be nice to HAVE money and be super rich and stuff, but I'm one of those people who feels bad taking anything from anyone (unless it's a birthday or Christmas present lol) and I want to earn my own money.

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  16. I have dated for money and I'm not ashame. I fell in love with him. We dated for 4 years until I realize that I wanted a husband and kids which he didn't want to give me. I do say once you live that type of life you can't go back to what you were living before. I mean you can but you will always think I use to have it so good. Sometimes u have to keep an open mind.

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  17. No I haven't but I often joked that I was gong to marry a rich old farmer then when he had a stroke from chasing me around the room I would remarry for love. Again it was a joke. :)

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  18. Well, that is pretty sad that you can be a millioniare or a billionaire and still need a website to get you a girlfriend. Though, I guess I could tolerate an evening on the town with Charlie Sheen... (what's the catch??)

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  19. It would be nice to have the money but I would've never gone after someone just for the money. I only see commercials of the rich guys on the Bachelor and I can't stand any of them. They all think they can have anything and anyone that they want. I just want someone that wants me.

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  20. I'd never do that. I pride myself on being unbuyable.

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  21. I had a free trial on a dating site for three days and was inundated with sickos that had all sorts of acronyms for things I didn't understand and don't want to understand - eeewww - talk about needing to scrub your hard drive for viruses!

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  22. When I worked in a shoe store, 20 years ago, this rich lady (sugar mama) wanted to take me out for dinner. I was 16 years old! I just couldn't do it.

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  23. My brother-in-law is a millionaire and dating him does not sound fun at all. He doesn't shower a lot, he's socially retarded, he can't even feed himself... it's sad, really. And I've been to plenty of his parties. It's just a bunch of plastic looking bimbos with single digit IQs and food that's supposed to be good because it's 'high class' but it tastes like crap.

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  24. I never actually TRIED dating for money. It's not my fault if it ended up that way.

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  25. how funny!!! i wanted someone to take you away for the weekends to greece or something at the end of this story. If I were single, I would totally try it out just to see but I imagine (and confirmed by you), that it would be just what you think.

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  27. Millionairematch.com is only a hop skip and a jump away from an escort site. They need to call a spade a spade and move on.
    But, from an anthropological point of few, I'm glad you check it out for us to confirm that none of us are indeed missing out on anything ;)

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