As you all remember from yesterday's post, I've deemed this week The Avenger's Week!
There are officially only THREE days until this movie comes out!! Eep!!
After yesterday's posting of my favorite movies of all time, I thought today's post was appropriate!
You can't talk about the best without discussing the worst.
The Top 10 Worst Movies of All Time According to Jax
This movie left me seriously confused and awkward. Not to mention the ache in my neck from having to tilt it the entire movie while going "huh?". The only redeeming quality was Leonardo!!
I'll give serious props to anyone who could explain this lovely flick!
9. The Singing Detective
Please people...for the love of God, don't tell Robert Downey Jr. about this!!!
This movie was so deranged that it gave me nightmares for weeks!!!
The only time I play the DVD now is when I want a "wtf" reaction from unsuspecting people.
8. Cabin in the Woods
I know this one is still in the theaters, but it was just that dumb that it had to be listed.
The plot of this story was ridiculous. The acting was awful. It was just a bunch of excuses to show blood!
Chris Hemsworth did have a few topless scenes. Actually, I think I'll buy the DVD...
7. The Happening
While this movie had a great cast, the story line fell completely flat.
Anyone else giggle at Mark Wahlberg talking to fake plants???
6. Meet Joe Black
Even the movie guru himself, Pat Hatt, couldn't explain this one to me!!
I can't even comment on this movie because it was so incredibly dumb and confusing that I have no clue what was going on. Figures that Brad Pitt was starring in it...
5. Fantastic Four
This is one of the few superhero movies that I just couldn't get into.
Besides, that stretchy man makes me want to gag!
Sis told me that I HAD to see this movie. She even went as far as to bring it over my apartment so we could watch it together and have a girl's night. Talk about dumb!
The only horror about this scary movie was the amount of minutes it took to end!
The fact that Toby Maguire irks me to irrational points of irkism doesn't help this movie's case!
This movie does nothing to make Spiderman appear to be an enticing superhero. The plot was awful and the casting was even worse. The lovely James Franco couldn't even save it...
2. Summer With the Ghosts
Never heard of it? My point exactly...
Talk about dumb movie. Watch it if you just want to laugh at how silly a movie could be!
Ok, listen before you all attack me!!!
This movie is Madre's favorite. She's forced me to sit through it so many stinking times that even hearing the name "Braveheart" makes me want to scream. She talks about the characters like she knows them. She even makes references to this movie at very inappropriate times. I'm not exaggerating when I say, I hate it!
What do you think are the worst movies of all time?